Experiment March 28, 2008
Posted by Aubrey in food.Tags: food, garlic, life lessons
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Don’t be afraid to experiment while cooking. You never know what your taste buds will like in the end.
But remember this though: Garlic does not go with everything.
No Poking March 27, 2008
Posted by Aubrey in intimate.Tags: life lessons, poking, significant other
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Don’t poke a previously angered possum* with a stick. It’s bound to retaliate in unpredictable ways.
(*) Replace “possum” with any of the following for bonus points:
- Wife
- Husband
- Girlfriend
- Boyfriend
- Lover
- Significant Other
Bandwidth March 25, 2008
Posted by Aubrey in internet.Tags: bandwidth, internet, life lessons
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In the real world, bandwidth is not as important as it seems while playing an MMORPG, FPS or some other game, or downloading that latest Smallville episode.
Lifting March 16, 2008
Posted by Aubrey in physical.Tags: life lessons, lifting
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No heavy lifting after the age of 30.
And with “heavy” I mean “Anything heavier than what is required to do your daily routine”.
That includes furniture and your Significant Other to have sex against the wall. (That only happens in the movies anyway…)
Don’t push March 15, 2008
Posted by Aubrey in bathroom.Tags: fibre, life lessons
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Never, ever, strain hard while sitting on the toilet. If you have to, increase your fibre intake.
